If they are going to set it in the 70s it should be the very early 70s and end with him settling down in coastal Oregon and his wife having a kid. And him saying how he can't wait to inspire his kid with all his adventure stories.

1) How the hell do you not invite the star of a movie nominated for Best Picture, and 2) Are we really saying that Steven Freaking Spielberg can’t make one phone call and get this remedied immediately? 

The heck? It what world would the Academy not invite the lead actress of a movie nominated for seven awards, including Best Picture. I hope the reason why comes out, and that it boils down to, “Ohhhh Rachel Zegler? We’ve been sending out the invite to Rachel Ziegler!”

This sounds a bit like Michel Gondry or Taika Waititi after pounding a 4-pack of Red Bulls (or the French/Kiwi equivalent). I am on board with it. I should probably check out Swiss Army Men at some point.

Burying the lede. Shouldn’t we be more concerned with finding out who is taking these people and their families hostage and forcing them to watch these shows?

“So what comes next, adding live striptease performances in Fantasyland at Disney World?”

Did we ever get an answer on whether or not they're adding strippers to Disney World?

Ross, where you have “local legends surrounding selfies,” I think you mean selkies, which are mythological Celtic sea creatures.

Selkie got autocorrected to selfie a few times. Also, fun to see Glen Hansard from Once as one of the band in The Commitments.

Lea Thompson’s prosthetic boobs walked so that Emmy Rossum’s prosthetic boobs could run.

I also thought I was the only person who watched that. There are dozens of us, dozens!

I first saw her as Kitty Winter on “Elementary”.  She was quite good in that.

3bag

Correction: For Solo, she doesn’t just provide voiceover for L3-37, but also mocap work as well:

Are the DNA tests conclusive? I mean, could they be various types of bears?

I mean, obviously he’s in She-Hulk with a courtroom scene. That probably cuts amusingly to a frantic sex scene.

Beavis and Butthead were kind of delinquents, but they weren’t THAT bad, at heart. Yanking them out of the 1990s and forcing them into the hellscape of 2022 really is a horribly excessive punishment. Its just cruel. They’d probably love Trump, but the state of the music industry would horrify and depress them.

Yeah, but...black hole? Cornholio’s mind is going to be blow with this one. Think about the TP!

Really hoping for a follow up article to this about the person who called it in being prosecuted