The titles of videos or articles like that annoy me so much. She wasn’t “schooled.” No one’s ever been “shut down” or “destroyed.” There was never a debate, any more than there is when I explain to my dog why she shouldn’t lick her stitches.

Call me (or email/text preferably) when Aisha Tyler is behind the podium.

Has anyone asked Eugene Levy?

It’s the Pet Sounds of movies. Groundbreaking, impeccably crafted, and still a Beach Boys album.

Quite. I love Citizen Kane and I love Orson Welles (This is Orson Welles by Welles and Peter Bogdanovich is a book I adore a ridiculous amount), but the best film of all time is clearly Dude, Where’s My Car?

Or maybe we as a society can stop using Rotten Tomatoes in anyway to understand a movies quality

“the Ford Finger Of Reproachment”

I apparently need to revisit Shadow Recruit after seeing it so high on the list.

First things first:  THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING SNEAKERS!  Such an underappreciated and almost forgotten movie. It’s important we remind people about it every once in a while!  

I’ve only ever seen the Baldwin & Ford movies (and a fair amount of the Amazon series), so I can’t comment too much here. I like the first three…

I think the only thing saving The Sum of All Fears from being on the bottom of the list is that Liev Schreiber was a great John Clark. The “shoot him before he figures out what I am saying” scene is fantastic. 

Question: Does Patriot Games work as well if Alec Baldwin was still in the role of Jack Ryan? That film seems very much like a Harrison Ford film to me and

Red October is pure competency porn and I love it.

I think it’s funny that the monks(?) give Jax puny arms just so his arcana can be that they become non-puny.

The opening scene is odd. It’s not only a fairly solid tribute to old martial arts movies, it’s really visually striking and beautifully lit. Then the rest of the movie is shot in the flattest, dullest way possible. There had to be a way to make that fighting pit set look less like a fake rock set from the original…

The absolute strangest thing about the Tournament not being in the movie is how far out of their way they'd go to drop any and every MK reference or catch phrase you could think of into the movie.

I got yer ‘obviously-filmable premise’. . .right here, pal!

It doesn’t even have the tourny? What the hell?

To be fair, Lewis Tan is half Chinese. But I have no idea why he couldn’t have played a half-Chinese Johnny Cage. Hell, I was expecting the eye-rollingly blandly named Cole Young to be revealed as Johnny Cage at some point in the movie.

If, for whatever reason, the Shaolin monk Liu Kang can’t be the main character in…

Nobody pretends that it was good. But it was fun.

“What?! I demand MANDATORY GENITAL INSPECTIONS of ALL animated movie characters! I want a law on my desk by the END OF THE DAY!”