What an idiot. She does know they were searching for the most cavalier dancer, right?

I think people are able to sustain their political beliefs for the sake of a joke. go back to jerking it to Comical Conservative pics you texan hick.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

Let that be a lesson to you kids: if you want to be disoriented, woozy, suffer blackouts and have trouble standing on your feet, just get a concussion like a responsible adult.

"That'll show him."

It's cool to both hate the NFL for its ridiculous rules and believe that Josh Gordon is unforgivably stupid, right?

The golden age of lip-synching.

There needs to be a vending machine that dispenses vending machines...

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

Attorney: Mr. Benson, your children Renee, Rita and Ryan have filed a lawsuit challenging the change in your will to leave the majority of your finances and holdings to your wife Gayle.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Jim Tomsula signs all of his kids' homework, but he doesn't review it closely.

Feel free to pretend like you know all about Jim Tomsula

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

Exactly. Chris Christie' travels and the legitimacy of those travels is a big news story here in NJ. NJ.com, being one of the largest media outlets in the state is covering exactly what it should be.

it's actually exactly the type of thing NJ.com should be covering: the governor of its URL.

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.