I said to my wife, "this will be on Deadspin". Thanks for not disappointing.

Really glad you caught this. Couldn't believe the broadcast cut away so quickly (and the announcers didn't acknowledge it). Easily the most riveting action of the last two hours.

10 if it's in the bathroom.

Thank goodness Ray chose muted, dark colors. You can much more easily get stains out of that after having all of the NFL Countdown staff spray their coffee out of their mouths in shock.

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

You'd think an umpire of all people would be more understanding about someone working blue.

Some secretary is about to to jump on the grenade, get a 5 million dollar golden parachute, sign a confidentiality agreement, blow through the 5 mill in a year, and come out that she did INDEED show the vid to Goodell on a very special episode of Oprah. Book it!!

Get me Liddy. And Haldeman.

"I'm not being defensive. You're the one who's being defensive."

NFL on line 1.....

"Oh, THAT tape? We thought it was from the Pats, so we burned it."

Ok, let's start taking odds on the results of this:

Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

Goddamn, Pop was a great album.

Attorney Does His Job: article from Deadspin full of hot and fresh hot takes coming soon.

Tom Wheeler has announced that at the end of the month, the FCC will vote on killing the 39-year-old rule mandating local blackouts for NFL games that don't sell out.

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

dearest good friend:

Holy crap i blacked out just from reading that.