Patriot lives matter

Tom Brady free to play with balls again

There has never been a bad Mission: Impossible movie

So many colors

It’s Helen Mirren. Your argument is invalid.

Too bad about that White House pic ...

I loved how none of his teammates even pretended to defend him. Most of them appeared to be telling him to get off the field.

A little theme music

Are they all volunteering as tribute?

Maybe if FIFA had just called all the players “student athletes” they wouldn’t be in any trouble?

They couldn’t give him like half a goal just for style?

Fortunately, I have no direct knowledge of the plumbing issues. We had lots of porta potties on the infield.

Not really. I was there earlier and that’s where they had us walk. They used the regular “entrance” side to the right for golf cart type vehicles ferrying people around.

If only the main photo had anything to do with the restrooms (it’s the tunnel to/from the infield)

It already has a celebrity spokesperson