Okay, how? The Miami-Dade attorney's office said:

Joke missed.

There are a couple in Texas that hold around 20,000. It boggles the mind.

If you ask, "Hey man, what's the Dirty Dick's Deathbed Confession like?" the bartender may just grunt and shove a shot glass of it at you rather than explain the style. (That's a shitty bartender.)

Warriors owner Joe Lacob:

I'm sorry, Shaq, but I'm not endorsing you for "free throws"

Which broadcast team is calling the games on the Ocho?

Oh right, duh. Still seems a bit odd. Guess I'm just a creature of habit. I turn to CBS expecting a game and get re-runs.

Fine, whatever. But I just don't get why it's not on CBS? They paid big bucks to broadcast this stuff, why not put it on the main network?

Yeah, I've had mixed feelings about that, though I get it. Had my school (UCSB) won the Big West title, they probably would have been the play-in game instead of Cal Poly. It's a weak conference.

Why are two of the play-in games considered 11 and 12 seeds? Seems a bit unfair. I get it for the 16s, but for higher seeds? (and yes, I get this is how it's been done for a few years. But I never understood why this way)

Also a brutal Sucker Punch

Would be the first guy to quit football because of God

What's the problem?

There are at least 4 surveillance cameras hidden in that thing.

I am shocked to see a Gaucho getting some attention. Not since the days of Jerry Pimm and Brian Shaw has this happened (that I can recall) Is this the polar vortex's doing?

Am I in the clear since I think Brett Favre, Johnny Football and Bryce Harper are all dicks too (or at least two are and one just liked to show his off).

Same goes for any bars frequented by low-level DC staff/interns (should you find yourself in such a place). Back when I didn't mind going to such bars too much I was usually able to get a free beer now and then by actually tipping (not even overtipping necessarily)