Oh thank God, he's finally stopped drinking. Though Jerry's sobriety can't be good for Tony Romo's future.

Yeah I was a bit surprised by the official's reaction. Just tell Landon to take them off, no need to get all grabby. Meanwhile, stuff is still being thrown at him. I guess that's a lesser offense.

I would expect this is part of the next John Woo or Jackie Chan move.

Probably funnier than actual attempts at comedic effect

I think it's something they're required to get done once a year.

How exactly would they even fix the match? Allow way more goals?

20. Milwaukee's Best. It's easy to mock the Beast, but it's all I drank in college and I turned out.

It's not my favorite beer, but it's sure as hell is better than Natty Ice and a few other beers ahead of it.

I knew they smoked a lot of weed in Colorado, but this is getting out of hand.

I hope this outfit makes people forget my new movie sucks.

Mark Hamill cameo?

That's a clown hairdo, bro.

Of course he had an awesome celebration afterward — a bottle of scotch and Lindsey Vonn.

Game. Set. Match.

So she was auditioning for "The Real Housewives of Miami."

I assume she's auditioning to be on The Real Housewives of Miami.

This is true. There's probably enough hedging in the story (like saying "potential suspects") that they can cover their asses. But the photo/headline combo, I'm not so sure about. The play on the term "bag man" I feel could get them in trouble. It's always associated with criminal activity (though usually dirty…

The Post is just a steaming pile. I've noticed they like to use the term "potential suspect" a lot. They did it with the stories about the Saudi guy earlier in the week. I guess they think that covers their ass. "Hey, we didn't say they WERE suspects."

"Reports" meaning just the NY Post so far. I have yet to see another outlet go with this.