Online is great because talentless, unfunny writers can just mimic the cool kids — “Sean, my man” — and call themselves edgy.

Felix is not a good writer.

holy shit this is long and poorly written. there you go.

His Boogie Cousins fan fic made me wonder: What’s the worst thing Simmons has ever written?

“ a promising 5-1 start”

I don’t know, I think the 5-0 start was more promising...

What is the worst Bill Simmons take ever?

who y’all voting for?

What is the best/worst Bill Simmons-ism? My vote: “people don’t realize.”