Fortunately, Sweet Tart ran on a strong anti-corruption platform. It probably made more of a difference to voters than the “I Will Let You Pet Me Until I Decide That’s Enough And Try To Bite You” slogan the consultants recommended

Are there age requirements for feline mayors? Asking for two kittens with a potentially bright political future...

I’m all for cat mayors, they can’t do a worse job than some elected officials, but what kind of village are these people running with 280 residents and 7,000 votes?

“They have their paw. We accept paw prints. Legal documents can be executed with a paw print.”

Doesn’t Toxoplasma gondii potentially cause or worsen depression? Stop electing cats!!! They don’t care about issues!!! They make you sad!!!

She has a little tiara too.

I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.

Sweet Tart should aim higher...that cat would be more effective as US president than the rotted pumpkin carcass that currently holds the office.

Holy shit! Go Leelanau County!

Now you guys can see why we Alabamians are glad he’s gone away.

Members of Trump’s Campaign Team in Jail:

I wonder if they’ll be chanting the lock her up bullshit in 2020? I mean he can’t go after Hillary 4 years after the fact when he’ll have a new opponent.

A good reminder Trump won on hate not on values.

It’s chilling that the Attorney General thinks cheering to lock up a political foe of the President, who hasn’t been charged with anything, is somehow appropriate.

These people are so fucking lame they force themselves to be enthusiastic about a guy they don’t like just because being a “young” conservative in 2018 depends a lot on maintaining the ruse that events like these are fun for you.

These pathetic excuses for human beings are gonna need those safe spaces come impeachment season.

I mean, to be fair, there is a growing contingent of people who actually believe that it’s an unfair idea to have governments create public roads.

Obviously we know that in arguing that government-provided health care, they are completely ignoring the actual real world experience of pretty much every other developed nation. It hasn’t been tried here, so it’s an alien concept.

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

“I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.