You’re going right. She’s another person who could do that, but that’s because she’s goddamn Tilda Swinton. 

Honestly the only person who could maybe get away with saying that and not have me hating them with a fiery passion is Tom Hanks.

Yes, semi-tart apples like Macintosh apples are the best. Although I have to say, it seems like they are less common these days.

So people finally developed tastebuds? Despite having delicious in the name, Red Delicious apples are anything but.

I happen to have an amazing doughnut shop in my city that is worth trekking out to (I live in a really not cool area and this place is in a much cooler area). They’ve had back-to-school doughnuts all week long, like Oatmeal Creme Pie Frycakes and Snowball doughnuts. They all sound so good.

Funny I haven’t been too hung up on when and where I would see him next or the other 2. I just figured that not enough has changed to ensure that their behavior would actually lead to real consequences. And no, I don’t count being out of the spotlight for a hot minute as a real consequence.

I have to really, really, really want a doughnut before I’ll consider eating one of theirs. How can they be so stale when they’re supposedly so fresh?

I was the freak who actually liked getting the little boxes of those in their trick-or-treat stash...

Orange slices are delicious. They may not be the magical combo of chocolate and peanut butter, but they are good.

Ooo, I’ve never tried asparagus as a side for meatloaf. I’ll need to fix that sometime soon.

Just means more of my dad’s amazing barbecue-laced meatloaf for me.....

Good.

I can just imagine the fuss that the Daily Fail made over such a terrible study. 20 men is such a ridiculously small sample size as to be insignificant. Plus taking a look at menus for British eating establishments, it doesn’t seem that weird for a person to be vegetarian. 

Thanks, but no thanks. The trend towards less well done pork is the reason why I don’t generally eat pork at restaurants or generally when I’ve made it myself. The pork out there might not make me sick, but why take the chance, especially when I’m just not that into most pork.

I honestly never thought about the box. I am doubting that kids are either. It’s a dumb victory.

Given that this is a person who has recently called a diver who helped with the Thai cave rescue because to Musk the only reason why a grown man would want to go to the country was for sexual (why this never came back around to how that was the way he saw the country is beyond me) and the whole ‘calling someone a…

Thanks 2018....

Not tipping your server 20% isn’t going to magically change the system and when you have a bad day at your job, does your take-home go down because of it? No.

Wow, you seem like a real peach of a person.

And just after two snafus in the podcast’s Facebook group that are bad enough to potentially hurt them.