@beanperry: All people came here illegaly, uninvited and with great gifts for the locals (smallpox blankets), just ask the native american tribes of yore... oh wait! there aren't many anymore!!!

@hoocli: The article is titled "Humans Can Only Walk In Circles and We Don't Know Why"...

@hntergren: Sorry, my sarcasm detection unit malfunctions when tea party zombies are around (and I live in TX)...

This is quite easily explained. A friend of mine is getting his Ph.D in Mechanical Engineering and specializing in Prosthetic's Alloys and Materials we both learned a great deal about the way our lower extremities work.

@hntergren: Well people have voted for conservatives before and they have not even touched this issue... just throwing bogus solutions (like border fence) and idiotic rethoric (like the terrorist anchor babies) at the problem...

@FuzzyHorror: Your Horror is Fussy indeed...

I like these stories...

@Stem_Sell: must be a very nimble hooker...

Now all we need is a liquid nitrogen gun and we all can play "Mortal Kombat: Redneck Oblivion" fer da REALZ!!!

@d.beilfuss: The "Real Idiots" are the people that believe these idiots...

@grimjack28: TEST YOUR MIGHT!!!...

@hawkeye18 - SHO fanatic: Wuuuut!?!?!... So, da Govmnt din't took my baby!?!?!

@Deckard: How about keeping that smile of yours and asking him very politely... did you have tuna for lunch?

@NanorH: No, but I'd certainly start looking for another one...

Boo Fucking Hoo!!!...

@drsquirrel: "Never had my nads fondled"... You say it like its a bad thing!

@HeartRateRapid: So, is he a graphics guy at one of these publications that photoshop the soul out of people?

@jdmcd: I beg to differ with this part of your post:

Zombie Stories are indeed relatable to the masses in and after times of conflict and uncertainty because a zombie horde/epidemic is the "great equalizer" that our reality lacks.

@Tommy Five: well, "this man's life is a lie" is quite a baseless string of words... but the rest of said quoted comment was pretty spot on.