@kaffenated: If these TSA D-Bags are guilty only if proven so, then why am I searched and considered a terrorist before boarding a plane (guilty until proven otherwise).

@hurbieta: What!?!?, my mom has always said that I am handsome and an intelligent man that any woman would be lucky to have me...

@Tommy Five: I agree with Noumenal on this one, regardless of how simple the explanation or reasoning behind his opinion might be.

@hambonegravy: I don't think you have to replace the grass with carpet.

...quoting Meatwad from ATHF (Video OUIJA Episode)...

This game is awesome... It gives "shooting the bird" a whole new meaning...

It is the a picture of the T-1000's pubes... = D

@ConfederateRokr: Yes, that is it...

His cell is probably an oversized PockeBall... = D

I am at the store and I am debating whether to buy Old Spice Body Wash or AXE Body Wash... I am on a Horse!!!

@TehBeardMan: Don't eat too much "exotic" seafod and don't let the hot scuba or other crap instructors near your wife... those crafty bastards!!!

@Hasteur: @Hasteur: I have 2 questions...

@YummyCyanide: Professional Whale Booty Hunter... ;)

The best hacking (password cracking) happens in the Fallout Game Series because the player is the one that gets to do it and because dystopian sci-fi video games are as adicting as any other book can be!!!

Do you think the kid is willing to do more of these "odd jobs"? and how much candy is his "going rate"?

When I read this headline I was like:

What pains me is that I don't know what to do with my erection... : S

Lets get two of these pool together and make boob shaped waves to swim in all night long!!!

Look at your Phone, now look at mine... Sadly your phone is not mine, but if you stopped buying iphones and android phones you could have a windows phone 7 and smell like you are me...

@vpcmotorsport: = D - I believe the term you were looking for is "Interneis"