It seems like it might be hard to get a good selection of women in their early/mid/late 30s because they might have jobs or kids or actual lives, right?

Guys, award shows are SOOOOOO boring for the people who attend them. They are long and tedious and you’re sitting at a table in an uncomfortable outfit trying to get just the right amount of drunk. When something goes wrong, or someone acts weird, it’s a GIFT from the Award Show Gods. Seriously. Nothing makes me…