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only part that was enjoyable was the goomba and mario realizing they have the same tails..

not arm, hand..

wait what?! cap got frozen in ice decades ago

sorry, i don't even know who brent is

i have these, and if it takes you TEN SECONDS to push out an ice cube there may be something wrong with your fingers. take both thumbs, push out an individual cube. takes less time than it took to type this sentence.

aww man, all i got was an automated birthday email from a site i provided my birthdate to.. #firstworldproblems

because babies don't explode on impact, duh

he killed a man, a year is pretty much a slap on the wrist

if i may quote myself, "well isn't that just a clever way to burn your house down!" and "everything that's old, is new again"

Much like the Georgia Guidestones.. the last bit is very hard to swallow!

my office has this too.. not only did i delete the line, but i made my signature a less gigantic size 10 font instead of 12

everything that's old, is new again..

whoa!

Dilbert should sue

well isn't that just a clever way to burn your house down!

half hour longer than the avengers.. yikes!

..and it stops sliding mere fractions of an inch away from being able to reach it under the car...

hmm, maybe it really is time to move to google+