Without excusing any of the behavior, I’m curious as to what more you wanted out of the Franken apology. As I read it it:

I wish I had a job where I could just write the same article every week or two and just change a few of the words toward the top to match recent events.

That’s a lot of look.

Considering he started out like this, we all have a chance.

Blake Shelton is the SEXIEST MAN OF 2017

This happened in California, so Trump will not be making any statements on behalf of the victims. California is a blue state and is not part of Trump’s ‘Murica.

Sounds like GOOP may have a copyright infringement situation. This sort of new-age branding bulkshit is Gwyneth’s stock in trade.

Hey all you Congresscritters who are about to offer “thoughts and prayers”, remember that James 2:17 says that faith without works is dead. So maybe you should pray and then pass some legislation already.

All my social media friends seem to hate the neon green, but I love it. Wore a neon green Seahawks t-shirt to work today just to show off.

While not an excuse whatsoever, my graphic designer hat gives me a feeling that (hopefully) this may have been a very lazy and dumb decision by the designers to make it easier to layout the image and copy.

They will come...my money is on spacey first.

Gotta say, this move gets a lot more mileage than I would have thought. Kids in my school were terrible, but I think pretty much everybody had outgrown this by maybe fifth or sixth grade.

I’m honestly surprised there have been no suicides.

That sort of racism really can’t be tolerated. He should definitely be suspended for half a game at the start of next season.

Fuck you Piven. I bet he’s been shitting himself for weeks. They all are.

Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

I know everyone hates the whoever sponsors it color uniforms, but I kind of dug it tonight, yeah.

Saw it live. I thought he was throwing it out of bounds and somehow Baldwin went up and got it. Unbelievable.

I have ambivalent feelings about the Seahawks, but I love those bright uniforms. That should be the light color option uni for regular games (e.g. not TNF)

That explains why your mouth is open.