Just as I was thinking, “I’d love to eat at some point today”

The only logical* outcome is that Denver will win the Superbowl.

Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.

Sorry if I save the majority of my sympathy for the victims vs the suspect. I find it more natural to sympathize with the victims first. The suspect later, much later.

Whom they were about to sign/trade for last year.

You do realize that the other two QBs behind him are at least as bad, if not worse, right? Joseph has no better option at the position (currently on the roster), just different ones likely to produce similar results. Until Siemian’s confidence is completely shot, and it may be after last night, it is almost always the…

I really don’t understand what’s happened to Siemian. He’s looked a pretty competent quarterback up until a month ago, when he started completely shitting the bed - probably contracted from standing too close to Brock Osweiler.

The AFC West is a shitshow this season.

Yes, but only when the Broncos play against the Raiders.

100% this. I’m genuinely clapping at my desk. I’m a diehard Broncos fan, but I’ve had it. You’d think if there’s a position Elway would be good at spotting talent for, it would be QB, right? Noooope. That offense is a train wreck- and if he were anyone else in the state of Colorado, he’d have been run out with…

Lynch has to be pretty fucking awful to lose out to this turd. Didn’t they trade up to get him?

Have they tried playing Shock The Monkey at full blast? That may help him.

Okay, let’s take a moment to consider if that first pick was really that bad. There was a receiver in that area who could have caught the ball with a little bit of moxy at wich point it would have been direct to the end zone. Are we no tbeing a bit drastic here by calling it the easiest interception Peters has ever…

That last pick was seriously one of the worse INT’s I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe this guy is going to be starting next week.

With guys named Paxton, Brock, and Trevor, shouldn’t they be fielding a LAX team instead?

It’s never good when your starter has the name of a New Wave keyboardist and your backup has the name of a disgraced Confederate general.

That game was gross. Against a semi-competent QB, there’s no way Kansas City comes out with a win.

If only there was a veteran qb with years of starting experience, and who played in the Super Bowl, that was available for immediate pick up cheap...

I love it when idiot football analysts talk themselves into things that are obviously not true, like Trevor Sieman being a good QB. I remember people saying the same thing about Osweiler. Do they watch the games?

Every photo of Paxton Lynch looks like a mug shot after a college kegger. I see photos of him and expect to read the phrase “charges dropped.”