There were shrimps and steaks on that grill, free for the taking. That chill, little bear wasn’t going to exert itself chasing some old, stringy human meat.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent of Fireball Whiskey...popular..artificially sweet..terrible.

Not all coaches are monsters. Just pay attention

“Ah shucks! Ah well, there’s no getting that nut back.”

Next up on the Spanos hit list: equipment itself.

Or, or, the Spanos family is a bunch of broke-ass dirtbags who implored the citizenry of San Diego for loyalty but never ever showed the same to anyone, unless it was their crooked team doctor, who must have been a good source of scripts for them, that they hung on to him for so many years after he was shown to be a…

NFL rules say you can’t have more people on the field than in the stands so they had to choose somebody.

Weird, usually the DJ drops the beat, not the other way around.

I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve seen of Harington comedically. He’s fucking amazing in Seven Days in Hell, and his sketch on Seth Meyers is still one of my all time favorites.

He’s gotten better over the course of the show, the problem is that Clarke really hasn’t improved at the same rate.

Stop making me listen to people like Dana White and Joe Rogan? I get that you don’t want a buttoned up dork like Joe Buck calling the fights, but do you have to get a talking can of Axe Body spray?

elbows n knees to the head are a real good way to end up with manslaughter

I’ve also seen a fight end when someone broke their hand on another person’s chin. Hands are very delicate.

That’s at the next level of fighting advice for sure. Even palm strikes (if you pick your targets) can be a better choice than knuckles to the bony face.

Sometimes you gotta let people collect their earnings. Brother realized she had the proper appetite and let her eat all dem sandwiches.

She who holds the ponytail controls the fight. More whypipo need to dogwalk racists.

And the bitch STILL. KEEPS. TALKING. SHIT.

i had a hot take ready about how should we really applaud white folks using wokeness and dismantling of privelege as cover to beat the breaks off each other...