Too soon?

“On the fifth day of shooting security finally got up the nerve to escort him from the set and file a restraining order, citing the fact that he was never asked to be in the film in the first place and just showed up naked the first day of shooting.”

“Jared Leto refused to eat anything but carefully crafted miniature humans made out of beef sticks during the shooting of the film.”

it’s Warner Brothers, this should go great

If you are attending the inauguration, maybe don’t drink the punch.

My brother managed 3 mo this in a storage locker while in college. It isn’t really that hard. He wasn’t booted out either. He just did it to pay the collectors and get back on his feet when he was in a lot of debt.

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

That gum I like really IS coming back in style!

I wish this would stop being called a fucking fantasy. These fuckers raped and murdered a child, full stop.

I’m going to be searching for a full time job again here in the next couple months and I can’t state it enough that I would rather put a bullet into my brain than go through this total f-ing horseshit song and dance that landing a job is.

Unless there are, in fact, more Koenigs than we’ve already seen.

Well thank fucking god...I’m tired of seeing the Matrix code.

I remember telling my wife. “If we ever have an advanced android, please don’t let it read from evil magic books.” Her response was : “What?”

I doubt she was evil to begin with, but letting the hyperintelligent AI read the evil mind control book was probably a really, really bad idea.

I return one fully-UNoperational death star to you.

Carrie Fisher’s hand-written changes to Empire’s script.

Tarkin Tech is far more advanced. Some might say it’s fully operational.

Maybe she died in Ep VIII?

She is a Skywalker, so there is no end of CGI after death shenanigans that could go on.

Don’t try and kinkshame Jabba.