Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

Enough with the fucking tweet storms. If you have something lengthy to write, put it in a blog post or a Facebook post. Tweet storms are the vertical video of the written word.

‘So you scream from behind your. door. Say “what’s mine is mine and not yours.” I may have to much but I’ll take my chances ‘cause God’s stopped keeping score...’ At least he didn’t have to see what’s to come.

I saw GM in concert about 8 years ago and I thought I’d never heard a more glorious, soaring, pure voice. His voice was more beautiful in person than on his records. I am so sad that he’s gone.

I wore out three copies of “Faith” on cassette - and I work in the industry. George was all that and a bag of chips. RIP brother - you were the real deal.

Is it bad that I giggled at your “Abe Vigoda” reference?

And it’s hard to love, there’s so much to hate
Hanging on to hope
When there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it’s much too late
Well maybe we should all be praying for time

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

Oh good the old bait and switch.

I’m never gonna dance again

Orson Welles, especially a drunk Orson Welles.

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

Gilbert Gottfried...especially “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

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David Attenborough

Brian Blessed, in all his exuberance

Question for the author and audience alike: if you could pick one person, living or dead, to read these aloud, who would it be?

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM