I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

I rather like this one.

So, how is Trump not being investigated for treason? This really looks a lot like a conspiracy between billionaires to give control of America’s resources and political offices to a hostile foreign government.

Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

wait hold up I thought you just googled a picture of “old hipster” but this is ACTUALLY THE JOURNALIST YOU GUYS. yikes.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

“the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).”

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

Re: the headline “How High Was This Guy When He Saw Star Wars?”

It’s baffling not just that somebody wrote this, but that somebody edited it, and still another person signed off on it for publication. Doesn’t say much about quality control at the New Yorker.

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

“I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor; and when I die I expect to find him laughing..”

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

C’mon dude, it’s easy, Super educated Black male Hawaiian muslim, born in Kenya. 

Also, on top pf everything else she is apparently totally unqualified for her job: