RIP america 1776-2016

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

Trump can’t read. Won’t read

No, no, he still is. Just, uh, they involve being in the President’s bedroom without any briefs on.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

I cannot be the only one to see the resemblance here....

Every park has a room with three seashells.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

Managing Editor Nancy Gibbs wrote that for some, Trump’s victory “represents a long-overdue rebuke to an entrenched and arrogant governing class;”

Church camp is where my husband felt his first boob. He also witnessed a blowjob. My children are NEVER going to church camp.

I used to go to these Bible retreats and camps all the time and this sounds about right. I will say that summer Bible camps for teenagers are the most sexual places on the face of the Earth.

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

I’m sorry for the following. But I must vent.

My mechanic today was trying to tell me how savvy Trump is. Told him about the Taiwan phone call, his response was “Well who cares if China gets pissed off?”

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.