It’s unfair to say that Trump won because of racism. Every single Republican who has run for president except Goldwater has received a plurality of the white vote, and this totally a coincidence and has nothing to do with the GOP since Nixon’s Southern Strategy.

The problem is I don’t really love my extended family that much.

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

There won’t be any thanksgiving next year because of food rations due to the war with China.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

I suppose killing our national education system is one way they’ve figured out how to ensure a healthy supply of future Republican voters...

Charlie Sheen for drug czar!

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

“The mother of one of the male cheerleaders in the photograph told WDAF that there was “no racial motivation and the boys were simply taking pictures in sweaters they have had for a long time.””

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

The problems of which you speak have been problems in the cities. I don’t know who you’re talking to but there are plenty of people in the cities who are suffering. The difference seems to be that for some reason the discussion about suffering in rural areas are talked about as though the people there are not at fault…

Bullshit.

If you’re living in an urban city, things are great for you. But if you’re living in a small town where the biggest employer is a walmart, and you’re deciding between paying the house note or the medical bills, America doesn’t feel great. If your cost of living is high, but your wages are stagnant, America doesn’t…

I’ve asked most of my Trump supporting friends - what ISN’T great about America, and they can only say Obama and have no other reasoning behind it.

Yeah, I feel like taking a shower after watching that. Mental health treatment should not be televised. How is that even something that needs to be said, particularly to a guy who at one point received actual medical training?

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.