I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Where were the Congressional investigations on this? We wasted millions in tax payer dollars on Benghazi and emailz, but will this get the same attention? This seems a hell of a lot more disturbing.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I’ll say it if nobody else will.

We have Pam and Bev and their ilk to thank for the whole, you know, trainwreck disaster dumpsterfire apocalypse-bringer election. At least these two are getting called out. A little teeny weeny bright side.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

Donald Jr is the dark haired one with the misshapen head. He often hangs with people with neonazi ties. Erik is the one who is terrified of people who don’t like him. He often hangs with nondescript white couples who make it a point to say how much he loves his wife, when no one was claiming otherwise... which raises…

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Lemon party, table for...eight? 🍋🍆🍋🍆🍋🍆🍋🍆🍋🍆🍋🍆🍋🍆🍋🍆

he also said this today which im feeling blah about

Many people are saying that Pence went through gay conversion therapy and it’s really sad. I’m not saying Mike Pence is a sloppy party bottom that went through gay conversion therapy, but important people - all the best people - so many people - you don’t realize how many people are saying this.

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

I have a degree in Political Science and Economics. While earning that degree, I interned for a former Chairman of the U.S. House appropriations committee and the Parliamentary Special Secretary for the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Then I earned a law degree. Mapping the contours of executive, legislative, and…

Trump stiffing somebody on the bill? You don’t say!

Give it time. Soon he will have written all the best pages. Great pages. Yuge pages. Nobody writes pages like Donald Trump writes pages.