Lyfter du ens bro?

Thank you for your sacrifices, Mr. Dilfer.

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

Right? Like, motherfuckers, don’t pretend you don’t know nautical terms. You’re rich white people.

The real secret is go to Popeyes instead of KFC.

This is like the zen koan about the tree falling in the forest with no one around, except later, the tree lies about how tremendous the forest was.

Let me break this down for you.

Agreed. TG had been stale for 2 or 3 seasons anyway. I love JC, but he deserved to get canned. He punched somebody and that’s unacceptable.

Assaulting a staff member over a meal is a dumb mistake.

F that...if you’re now saying it was a mistake, you’re saying that basic company policy (which is probably very lenient already, because showbiz) is perfectly okay with personal assault. I’m not okay with that, as much as I loved TG. There comes a point where your top celebrity or top salesman just can’t be kept…

Wow Mrs. Lochte, didn’t know you were a Deadspin commenter! Great to have you here.

Engineering wooo!

Because the mosquitoes were all like “dayum!”

Ah yeah, that’s the Grade D unfunny casual racism that you can always count on the internet for. Good stuff.

Reviews of the car that I’ve seen say that about the best it can do is drunkenly bounce back and forth in it’s lane, sometimes deciding to head into oncoming traffic and lock-on to *that* lane instead. And it takes a pretty severe turn of the steering wheel to disengage it...

What a time to be alive.

I swear, if I hear one more “progressive” person say that fascism is better than moderately progressive, my head may actually explode. If it hasn’t already from the heat.

I’ve never had an Apple device charger break. Apple changes the connector design long before the device charger will break.

What financial reality? Do you think that there isn’t thousands of dollars in markup over the cost to manufacture the thing? Are automakers not making money on the lowest cost cars in Europe and the US while meeting first-world safety and emissions standards? If not, why would they make them?