that would be one hell of an amphibian to survive the deep and crawl on land....

This is a classy strawman made of the finest 24K gold. Look at the great, tremendous quality of that argument.

Do we have to pick just one?

All my sides are prole sides.

Damn, Devidasan. No white vans today?

Ed Begley Jr.: Uh, cookies...

I was thinking this could be the next step in passive-aggressive terminations.

It’s raining. The chair hits a bump in the sidewalk and falls over, spilling the box’s contents into a puddle. The man begins quietly sobbing.

The prisoner’s dilemma does have a solution: Both players defect. That’s the Nash equilibrium in single or finite repeated play.

I drove a Chevy Suburban for a long time. I eventually replaced it with a GMC Suburban. I became 3" taller and my voice dropped maybe half an octave. Whenever I looked in the mirror, I only saw Sam McCloud. The difference is there. It’s subtle.

I think the other 50% of cases of Adult Onset Schizophrenia are caused by taking Tavarish’s advice and then checking your bank account after repairing your 15 year old Merc for the thousandth time.

The more religious they are, the quicker they are to get on their knees to suck dick. It’s in the bible.

But, Fifth Gear was worlds better than Top Gear could ever dream of being. They actually focused on the cars rather than the banter. I want cars, not banter.

and we weep quietly in our man cave, knowing that at least no traces of all the models we attempted to build, exist today....when I was a kid, all we had was Elmer's white glue and tempra paint

You don’t need to. You are now an adult which means you can spread glue accurately and not make blobs of it part of the structure, or put gluey thumb-prints on the transparent parts. The nosewheel is unlikely to stick to your palm these days and your mum is not going to be picking a missile fin out of the gaps between…

Glory days? You fucking liar- that photo is in color.

That’s what I did.

FINALLY I’ll be able to correctly badge my tC as the Avensis, the underlying generic family sedan that it has been all along!

Yeah man. When people look at the Mercedes SLK they’re like “what is this, a miata!?!?”