"LONG BLACK OBJECT"

Love this:

Yes, New Jersey, there is a Santa Claus. He lives inside every one of us. He is the little voice you hear saying, "that prick is staring at my girl's ass." He is the one who thinks he's better than you. He is the warm liquid coursing over your knockoff Gucci boots on the PATH train. He is a Jäger bomb at 2:00 in the…

I don't think it's that ridiculous. Most of wrestling's biggest fans including myself at times spent lots of breath and energy glorifying Benoit, his abilities, and matches. It must be a lot like what the Lance Armstrong glory brigade felt after their hero fell, although clearly the results of their lives are two very…

I think I just switched teams.

So... why is it "her parents should have taught her" and not "their parents should have taught THEM not to rape girls"? She's not blaming the girl, just the girl's family, because hey, if you get drunk, what did you expect? If a 16 year old girl gets black-out drunk, the worst she should have to worry about is…

Breslaw, if you have a suicidal child someday, I hope you remember that you did this, and that it tears at you.

Could Jessica Coen or Anna Breslaw please explain why the mental health of a 15-year-old is material fit-to-print? I'm genuinely curious how you've rationalized this.

How about we not scrutinize a suicidal, troubled child, Jezebel/Breslaw? Did a hard blow to your head dislodge your good judgment?

Not super comfortable with the continued focus on Paris Jackson's suicide attempt. She's just a kid - surely all this attention is not helping?

please stop reporting on the paris jackson story. she's a child. jesus.

It just feels wrong to have a 15 year old girl's suicide attempt be news. The last thing that kid needs is to be in the public eye.