It worked out decently for John Stewart, at least.

Thin and pointy drake penis? For a moment, I thought I was on a furry site.

Not swatting specifically, but that kind of crap has killed people before. I read once about a no-knock raid on a small-time gambling ring. The ring had been robbed before, so the guy who ran it just started blasting, and they returned fire. Apparently, the last thing he said was "Why didn't you tell me it was the…

There are still a few people who remember Babe Ruth. I think Jordan has reached that level of fame.

Wow. I thought people stopped saying this crap after the Holocaust.

I thought incest was what was wrong with them.

When I'm talking to someone, I almost exclusively hear their voice. I really have to concentrate to notice their facial expressions, and unless they stink horribly, I probably won't notice anything about them with my other senses. Does this mean I can't meet those "psychological needs" at all, or does this mean…

In America, it's unconstitutional to ban them, but the bans happen anyway. It can be pretty hard to fight them in court, too.

It has a Metacritic of 78-82, depending on platform. When your game has a marketing budget this big, it's pretty dang hard to get a Metacritic as low as 78 unless you're porting it to cell phones or something. (Remember how half-baked critics thought GTA V was? It got 94-97.)

When a heavily flawed game gets a Yes on Kotaku, it's typically because it does something new and interesting. (See: Rain.) It doesn't sound like Watch Dogs experiments very much relative to the potential of its premise.

Relevant to your relevant: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-to… #6. A "Study" Shows Some Bad-Mouthed Group Has Lower IQs

Well, he also posted a rap battle between Superman and Goku, and something about a pixelated flag.

I don't think I've ever seen a female video LPer who was harassed for not being sexy enough—but then again, I've only seen one female video LPer who had more than one or two comments on her videos (the charming but timid kaisap112.) There seem to be a lot more of them doing text LPs on Something Awful.

Apparently, the character gets female pronouns, but the performer prefers male pronouns. (Yes, our new LGBT icon isn't actually T, or G or B for that matter.)

I made it through most of the first season. It always seemed like it was struggling against its age rating—like, it could have a biker brawl, but the winners drank cappuccino instead of beer. (Everything I've heard about the second season sounds incredibly awesome, though, so I've considered giving it another try.)

"And the bullets are your parents."

That depends on whether you want to argue it micro—should you stop pirating?—or macro—should piracy be stopped? I'm the wrong person to argue micro with, since I don't pirate. Macro is hard to argue due to lack of appropriate mechanics to stop it. (It's a bit like arguing that all illegal immigrants should be…

That is not my argument. Again, I'm (usually) against taking physical property out of the possession of the people who have it. I just don't like the use of the word "theft" to automatically end the conversation—the only word that should be used to automatically end conversations is "rape."

This might be a stupid question, but why is "piracy is stealing!" treated as such a conversation-ender? I mean, there are certainly plenty of moral codes under which stealing is automatically bad, but if the person you're arguing with is like me and subscribes to a different code, you've only proven something to…

There is a game called Furry Force, and it's NSFW . . .