Send him my way! I’m currently horny, and in Williamsport, PA.

-Tony the Tiger.

Everybody tells me it’s cargo shorts.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Why Neuer didn’t come out and plow over Griezmann, sending Greizmann into a coma, breaking a vertebrae and knocking out two teeth. That usually works so well for Germany against France.

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Chris, you could have made that kick.

I’d love to watch LeBron try sepak takraw.

Lies....no one is Harden level bad. You only put that in there to try and get clicks.

Dan Gilbert: What if I put a remote-controlled fart machine under our coach’s seat?

ban all for-profit media ventures

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

Why, is Culpepper joining him?

Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you

“And then I looked down at his Uggs and said, ‘WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE??’”

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”