As a South African I can testify to the fact that we are notoriously late to everything. That and being incorrigible assholes.

I dunno he does seem like the type of goomba to wear his wrist watch on his dominant hand.

These two are so good and so angry!!! I love it

what story would you say put Deadspin on the map?

i hate being to dumb to understand jokes?!?! help s’ils vous plait

Consult your legal dept. before dropping obscure laws. bahgawd u have to know no good will come from it.

It’s your Boi chef curry when u gonna take me out the greys....game recognize game

Well done Under Armour free advertisement all the shirts in this line are completely sold out. Now wtf am I going to wear doing my memorial day morning lift...

I hope Jalen and Jacoby isn’t a casualty of the Simmons firing.... wish you guys had the deep pockets to snatch them up. Anyways tangent aside, Jalen has always been the personality of the Fab 5. I can see why C Webb is butt hurt because he was the best of the group but, the most vilified. What does he have to show…

why are the knicks the only team with their city name instead of their team moniker on the front? Fucking NYC hype machine

Honest question what is the earliest time you have personally started to run out the clock on Friday. Feel free to snitch on any colleugues

Your courtship of Bill Simmons is reminds me of college room mates secret attempts to hook up with the girl lving next door. He would slut shame her in front of all our friends. But deep down in side...he had it bad.

You do realize this is deadspin not barstoolsports?