While she’s at it why doesn’t she trademark the words “girl”, “pearl”, and “hurl”??

Any word on her loser husband yet??

“We don’t get enough gelatin in out diet these days!” - Aunt Barbara

And this from a man who hasn’t done anything in how long?

You had me at “Disgusting Human Centipede with Donald Trump”

Valentino? Isn’t he dead? Is this a consignment shop? I have shit....

Anyone looked into this guys Botox bills??

‘Nuff Said!!

Love the Scruff... Does he have a profile on the app??

Praise be! Sign me up!!

What is wrong with her hands?? Seriously!!

“I believe her because who in the hell would have sex with any of those men. I mean Matt fucking Lauer are you kidding me right now?”

She got Picasso to do her work for her!!

Oh please! The man was a legend in his own lunchtime!!

I’ve been an AirBnB host for almost three years now and never hooked up with a client/tenant...