Gene Kelly was one of the hottest men of all time.

My son, also 6, loves to dance. He loves to do cartwheels, sommersaults, and swing. He was in an acrobatics-dance class at age 4 that he than asked to repeat at age 5 because he liked it so much.

Lara, if you want to insult the Royal family, there are voluminous reasons to do so.

Can’t wait til he’s king (no one needs to tell me how far from the throne he truly is- let me have my dream) and he orders “Off with her head!”.  Let the child be a child. The horrors of adulthood will come too soon.

If RBG’s pancreas can no longer do the job, I will gladly lend her mine.

I don’t think that’s what she’s implying at all. It’s just a joke.

I’d like to throw most of the 2020 candidates into a volcano. 15 of them have no business running for President. They should be running for the Senate if they should be running at all.

She’s the most qualified candidate we’ve had, and she’d rock the shit out of being president. She does her homework.

I don’t know what to make of that HRC tweet. But if it’s an indication she’s going to run for President again... I don’t know, man. I might just walk out into the Pacific Ocean and let the sweet embrace of death take me.

Easy peasy. Something I already do about once a week. The local McDonalds’ manager doesn’t even call the cops anymore.

The perfect place to write the next great American novel? Or the perfect place to film the next season of American Horror Story?

I like him not.

I have this vision of Barron many years from now rioting against the memory of his father (who will be rotting in an entire new level of Hell that Dante, myself, and everyone else who has some creative thoughts as to how Chump should spend eternity suffering) and turning into a Ron Reagan Jr. If I may do my report on…

Meh. I prefer my celebrities to be portrayed in legumes and seeds:

Once the ground shook as the herds of Swarovskis  ran across the prairies...the plains were blinding...

This is the most American Id Moment of all time.

Oh Tiffany, put the titties away. Be better.

my Lord, how many Swarovskis died to make those things

Yeah, even Ivanka’s plastic restructuring couldn’t completely get rid of it. Sad!

Strangely enough, I don’t hate the Harry and Meghan one.