What an egotistical jerk. I would totally not call him again after the sex.

Aww, she was just saying ‘hi’ to your baby! They’re so cute when they’re in the tub.

I had a neighbor who’s house burned down while he was literally lying on his death bed at a hospital, he died the same night as the house fire.

Over-wrought writing: the effort is visible.

We have a winner.

My husband is diabetic. After his dad died he had a hard time maintaining his blood sugar for a while. Emergency services had to be called four times in six months. Twice it happened while he was asleep. He would wake up because something was wrong but, if it happened while he was dreaming, he would stay in a dream…

I saved up my eight year old allowance when I was a kid, and I bought a Ouija board. But, my father, who had seen The Exorcist found it and ostentatiously tossed it in the garbage. Without reimbursing me! So wrong. Childhood injustice!

I just went on a Ghost Walk in Ottawa where they take you to the old jail with the last working gallows in the country still stands. Apparently it was quite common for guests to get nosebleeds during the tour, one notable time when there were two young school boys on a tour who decided to stamp on the stones below the…

That’s terrifying, but I couldn’t help but laugh at “Douchey McSpookypants”

When I was a baby, my great-aunt passed away, and my parents were staying in her home the night before the funeral. Apparently I woke in the middle of the night and was fussing (I was a very colicky baby, with severe ear infections. I was in pain for a large part of my babyhood, my parents didn’t get much sleep…

Crazy! Something similar happened once to me when I was about... eight-ish, I think. That’s 4th grade, right? Anyway, we were visiting my little brother’s godparents and I both loved and feared their house. We lived in a pretty non-descript, one story 3/2/2, so this two story, stone faced monolith with what seemed to…

This should be an episode of Supernatural

Spooky. This is beautifully written by the way, very vivid description.

Me and another guy watched The Exorcism of Emily Rose at 10am on a sunny day. We turned the fucking lights on.

A similar thing happened to my family. My grandfather had his small little shop at the back of my grandparent’s house and he never stopped working until a few months before he died. The night after he died, as soon as the lights turned off everyone in the house (sadly I wasn’t there) heard the sound of a hammer…

I could see that, I think I would be OK with that too. I am sorry for your loss.

Yeah, somebody asked for a re-post, so DonCherryDonLemon was just obliging (hence the “fine I’ll do it” at the beginning).

Dammit, you're going to make me bookmark this and come back later for the answer? Not fun Kinja.

This one is dated, and doesn’t technically involve the musician, but I’ll share. Also, I’m not sure if it is true, but considering my aunts love to tell the story when they’re drunk, and my mother gets all huffy while not explicitly calling it a lie, I believe it. My mom and two of her sisters came to the US (she’s…