That was so much damn fun. I cannot wait to watch more of this and none of the NBA finals.

Ahh yes, nothing more American than a good old fashioned game of grid-irony.

Barry, you’re obviously not doing this, but I need to just generally vent my spleen about the “chokers” or the “psychology” of it, when it comes to teams/stories like the Caps.

Fuck.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Seriously. Yankees fans are some of the most insufferable cuntwads ever. What is he talking about?

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Well, I would certainly never say no to a variety of sandwiches. But if New York wants to maintain its overwhelming sense of superiority, it needs to up its hot dog game, for sure.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

*fart noise*

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

If Wrigley were built in 2005 and named Bank of Energon Stadium, you would be 100% on point. Wrigley objectively sucks. At the same time, if the Roman Coliseum or Mesa Verde or Westminster Abbey were built in the last decade, they too would suck. What they and Wrigley have though is that they are shrines of sorts.…

Good thing they labeled it “A”!

Calls IKEA

“Hi IKEA? We need replacement part A, ankle for product Jåsönkípnís.”

That is far too simplistic.

This is a common & lazy misconception among people (usually transplants themselves) who can’t grasp the difference between “people who live in Wrigleyville/Lakeview” and “Cubs fans”

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

I think the game was tied when Blanton came in (you wrote that the Dodgers were trying to escape with their lead intact).

Joy is such a disgusting emotion