I have the same gait when I have to poop.

PoP = C x A where “C” = the confidence that precipitation will occur somewhere in the forecast area, and where “A” = the percent of the area that will receive measurable precipitation

For the Cardinals, there is always next year. Can Deadspin say the same?

Fuck this stupid team, blog, etc. Just please stop. Nobody wants another 500 fucking days of GIMICK BULLSHIT NON-JOURNALISM. seriously dude. This is a waste of your career. BORING

Tim Burke your masters in journalism is coming to fuition. The cards play Sunday can not wait for your masterpiece. Cards lose “ who cares” . Did Will Lietch penetrate your sister? How many pay checks to hulk hogan bankruptcy? U will be fine with such amazing and factual writing!

What you consider hate, is other people’s daily life. Pulling topics out of my ass here but just because you may agree that TS folks can enter the girl’s restroom and you personally are perfectly fine with that, your statement of “forcing” this to be the case is viewed by a more wary father of a young girl as “hate”…

Seems like a lot of work for a well-done steak that I have to slather in A1. Not to shit on your thinking outside the box, but I can’t think of a single reason for wanting to do this.

some people, including deadspin, are jealous of the cardinals success and refuse to accept that we are the class of baseball

Unauthorized access to an account is the very definition of hacking.

I like when pitchers and batters celebrate big. I also like when pitchers peg batters. I like when batters charge the mound. I like when benches clear. Is this not a reasonable take? To like both the celebrating and the potential for umbrage-induced retaliation? Far as I’m concerned, it’s all part of the fun of…

I'm pretty certain that 48 year old Deion today would scold 25 year old Deion from back in the day and offer up the same critique. It's called maturity, and the fact that he's developed some shouldn't be held against him. If we were to do that, everything a mature adult says would be classified as hypocrisy, because…

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.