Yes! He strikes me as someone who is always trying to be funny but doesn’t know when to STFU. He seems, ah, perfectly suited to Blake Lively.

I would want to punch him in the face if I could distinguish an actual face in that weird meaty yet surprisingly and disconcertingly chatty head.

I’ve always thought of him as the dog that’s too dumb to play fetch.

As someone with turnip in their name I don’t want you to take this the wrong way but he’s basically a human potato.

I have an antique fire opal ring that practically needs to be carried by birds or it will get damaged! It probably has a scratch cause I’m writing about it.

He seems insanely annoying, like being with him for an extended period of time would be exhausting.

they were made from talc.

Also want to know: what is the red lip color which is not reviewed? The combination of bad lighting, extreme duck face and insufficient info is annoying.

My lips are worth EVERYTHING! Just yesterday I spent $2 on a new chapstick. Only the best for me. :)

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

Again. Missing the point. They aren’t here to make it seamless, they are highlighting the disparity. You don’t get it, don’t care that’s groovy. But they are doing what they can to support their co-workers.

I’m tired of straight white guys only getting roles as dead strippers.

“You’re writers right? You know the audience right? You know we are interested in what’s happening in the world? We like news, sports, entertainment, fashion and the arts.”

All of these, “guys, why don’t you just do the same job the women were doing” make me feel like this...

You are totally correct regarding Beyonce.

· The Following People Are Not Helping. I was gonna make a list of people who are really not helping, but I got stuck after writing MATT MCGORRYat the top of the doc.

· Contrarian Beyonce Take.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

I have no problem with male allies voicing legit criticism for Hillary Clinton, but ultimately supporting her. (I myself had plenty of problems with Clinton even though I phone banked and voted for her, and I think the attitude among a certain contingent of her supporters that anyone who had criticism for her was an…