I have a full size truck and my saying is if you can’t park it you shouldn’t drive it.

Have you lived in America very long?

This. If I ever see someone was trying to get in, I back out.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

There is no way a GT3 draws more attention than an i8. It might get more appreciative glances from enthusiasts, but enthusiasts are a minority. To most people a GT3 is just another Porsche. They might even consider it tacky.  The i8 is visually obvious as something special.

“No, you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.” -BMW, probably.

You seem like an asshole.

Still holding out hope that one day there will be an article about stupid, dangerous shit totally free of comments excusing and bragging about doing stupid, dangerous shit.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Nope. That’s why the tracks from the famous moving rocks are noticeable. They don’t even out quickly. At least a decade from now these tracks will be noticeable because there’s no scouring current to even them out.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

I see traffic circles in rural and suburban areas because there’s room for them, and I gotta agree that the whole “think” part is asking too much from these drivers.

Also, you know, turn on the indicator before you start braking, merging, turning, or whatever that requires a turn signal. It’s not helpful for you to turn it on mid-maneuver. I already know at that point.

Wow. Why does this upset you so?

The VehiCROSS will always be a cool car. I have spoken.

I have gone through this repeatedly with car dealers over the years. How can a salesman (dealer) not know every last thing about their products? The last time I bought a new car I was educating the salesman about the car. Good grief. WHY am I paying a salesman a commission when I know more than him/her about the…

But...the Surf had such promise...

Ok but how much for the Pulsar GTI-R though? 

Wow, that’s some blatant misinformation.