I’m still pre-ordering one. I’ll park it next to my Elio.

Beetle vs Beatle, Austria vs Australia, it’s all the same really

I’ll just have to see where the ex’s replacement resale value is in two or three more years.

The check cleared.

Now there’s a troubled bridge over water.

Oxidants happen.

I’m a smoker and I HATE when I see some scumbag toss a lit butt out the window. I know it’s a filthy habit, you don’t need to make us look worse by littering and possibly starting forest fires.

Gross, I’m glad they’re gone. Though I suppose that means that the minority who do still smoke toss them out the window instead. But I guess they probably did that anyway even when they did have ashtrays in the car.

This is why I just boat everywhere. Nothing bad ever happens to boats. Definitely.

As someone with red neck roots in the deep south. These are every bit as much fun as they look. Dangerous? Sure. But how much of what is truly fun in life ISN’T a little bit risky?

You would have to ask Fiat to make more of these:

I’m never sure wtf hipster is supposed to infer. But, I’d be interested in this car

Because the US is controlled by dealers n if there isn’t a dealer you can’t have it.

So the exhaust pipe is in a dumb place, the steering wheel motor is too strong, and the panel gap on the trunk lid is too wide.

That’s not how you fucking neti pot. If you don’t have chunks coming out your nose and your eyes aren’t watering, you’re doing it wrong.

I know, right?

I’d rather have a standard soviet milk van

Didn’t the old Judge Dredd movie already do this too.

I guess I’m a bit of a masochist, for me, I let heat flow and embrace the burn, the key is to not stop eating and eventually your palette will adjust to the heat.