Or you know, she’s such a shit mother, that she couldn’t drag herself away from her conversation to keep her kid from wandering out into traffic...

I would like to very gently internet hug everybody who answered in this thread. Jesus.

WINS THE INTERNET.

The grandmother of a friend of mine was hard-core religious and saw signs of evil in everything that didn’t fit into her very narrow definition of acceptable. Christmas trees, Happy Meal toys, anything that consisted of recycled materials, stuffed animals, high-heeled shoes, wallet-sized photographs - these were all…

No.