The constitution has a flag desecration amendment. But if putting the stars and stripes on your pussy is your thing, I stand by your freedom to do so. I’ve seen plenty on caskets so I’ll pass.

I’m not a parent, but damn I had no idea “cry it out” was so controversial! My sister does it with her kids, and that’s always what people told me when I was a babysitter back in the day! The more you know, I guess.

And retired people give to candidates at high rates across the board.

Since this is the The Slot, the obvious conclusion we are supposed to draw is that Hillary is A WONDERFUL PERFECT QUEEN GODDESS AND IF YOU DARE DISAGREE THEN YOU HATE ALL OF THE WOMEN WHO HAVE EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE! /s

Well, the labor participation rate in the U.S. has been hovering around 62% for a while, so this means that Sanders donors are more likely than the average American citizen (16 years or older) to be in the workforce. Which makes sense, since they have money to donate. I don’t know if we can really draw many broad…

Marching band taught me wearing the flag violates flag code.

I wear a straight up ninja suit because I’m so fucking pale I only have white bread dough and lobster as skin tone options.

And those that are just vote like that as a cover. Right comrade?

An American flag wedgie seems like the opposite of patriotic.

Like I said, white-guilt.

I’m regretfully addicted to SVU, so I can’t wait for this.

They broke the rules they should have known better. As a former soldier I cannot support them. If they where white male soldiers using a Nazi style salute this very website would scream and demand they face punishment.

Dunno. Maybe because it’s a full-time job? /idlespeculation

She probably really likes someone taking care of her physical and financial well-being since she has proven in the past that she doesn’t always make the best decisions. I’m sure the court has questioned her on that too. Also, paying her dad $130,000 per year to do it doesn’t seem unreasonable considering the amount of…

The only thing I can think of is that maybe there is more going on with Britney’s actual mental state than what is made public? Kind of like, “Oh yeah she’s fine!” but there is really more too it, but they want to keep it private because 1. it’s no one’s business and 2. they’re afraid of how it will affect her ‘image’…

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

If you look at the extra notes from Masamune Shirow in the compiled Manga release of the original books, the author himself mentions that a lot of it is based on Western characters and society, rather than Japanese, simply because he was heavily interested in it.

You mean bitter virgin males inhabit the internet?

I wonder what that cat ordered. And what is taking the waitress so long to bring him the drink he asked for ten minutes ago.

The advantage of urinals is that you can fit double the number of toilets in the same space. Why do you think the queue to the male toilet is always shorter?