“That means, much like the Yellowstone franchise, you’re going to have to look in more than one place in order to see everything the 9-1-1verse has to offer.”

I haven’t watched him in years, but doesn’t he have a “New Rules” segment where he can be aggressively centrist in the douchiest way possible?

You’re poggers, no cap.

All I know is that I couldn’t express my disbelief that the show about the stalker who gets the romance that he wanted, Bob Hearts Abishola, is still on the air.

The vernacular is leaving you behind, Gramps.

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Ugh. I’m not looking forward to a photorealistic Errol Flynn.

Who’s going to carry out that punishment knowing that they will be next?

Maybe all the customers have their own Billy Elliots at home and have learned to appreciate the art.

It was a flight of fancy. Quite often, I think that people take movies too desperately seriously, you know? Of course it’s ridiculous, but it doesn’t matter. I mean, that’s what you go to the movies for, isn’t it?

If you think about it, we do live in space but on the one singular island we evolved to survive on. We’re so tuned to living on this planet that it seems like it would be a really stupid idea to try to move somewhere else instead of fixing the problems we’ve created, but what do I know? I never bought someone’s…

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How soon people forget the motherfuckin’ ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

Paper or plastic?

I honestly do think going to the theatre is the best way to see a lot of movies, there is no way I’m going to have a screen that size or that much sound at home, but I can’t see myself doing that for a few more years. Anyway, this is crap. A movie is a movie. They wouldn’t have won because the quality was never there,…

Eh. My series of different animals wearing turtleneck sweaters is better. Or cats wearing pizza as hats. Or puppies in rain slickers. Basically putting animals in clothes or putting things on animals.

I really hate the idea of this many people losing their jobs, but this is the first time I’ve seen layoffs as a positive as they can now go forward and become productive members of society.

It’s not fair to her but the first time I ever saw Jessica Chastain in anything was the mini-series <i>Blackbeard</i> and the whole thing was so awful it left an indelible impression. I’ve seen her in other things since and I know she can act, but that performance and that accent were soooo bad...

Gnarly.

There have been 44 seasons of Survivor since 2000. Or 1979. One of those two.