@DorothyZbornak: Where are the sexy Bruce shots?

I did not look like that when I was 14! Wowzers : /

This is totally over the top, but something about it really is quite beautiful. I think I want a smaller version! "BRIDAL...but not like I'm expecting anything."

This is brilliant! Thank you. I must say, teenage boys crack me up as much as their dick jokes crack them up...Maybe it's because I don't have to raise a teenaged boy?

@paperymoon: I liked it too, but after reading the comments here I feel like I missed something.

@SalutLaMiss...: Princess Mombi! EEEEK!

@pugmom1212: Yes! We win!

@pugmom1212: Hahah I'm glad you like it! I couldn't tell if it was too redonk. :D

DF, you're one classy dame!

YEAYSTEW! Can't wait to see this.

UGH. James, James, James! Your inspirations are not remote enough. Hello, The Uncanny, by Mike Kelley.

How does one "party" something? I feel old.

Ridiculous.

Tavi! Yes! Welcome to Jezebel. I am so excited to read your posts! KAPOW!

Yeay Tavi!

@Flackette Goes Retro: Great point. This whole experience must have been incredibly destabilizing for her.

the disney marketing peeps were scared by the numbers from princess and the frog. the princess-heavy direction went out the window for this one.

Hortense! I have never read such a satisfying rebuttal. Thank you.

@MercurialGirl: Me too. Actual, literal LOL.

this makes me so ill.