Happy Birthday, Jez! Thanks for changing my life for the better :D

@bookling: hear, hear!

@Puddlefish: thanks! that totally worked.

Heidi, your mother LOVES you. Spencer is trying to control your life. Trust you family, not that crazy bearded maniac!

YES TAVI!!! You never let me down.

@squillions: Miniminx likes this.

My Grandfather was the first person to speak to me about my financial independence. He gave me a copy of The Richest Man in Babylon when I was in fifth grade and told me to study it. When I started high school and my first after-school job, he set up a savings account for me and worked to teach me the importance of…

@ella jane: OMG seriously. I call this pre-peen jitters NPA. New Peen Anxiety. Actually, I am suffering from it this very moment!

Just wait for the Orgasm Ap.

@AfroJezeBella: It depends on what you want. I get a "Brazillian" but still have a triangle.

@J.D.Regent: "where everybody knows your pain!"

Love you, Kristen! Stay real.

I'm still for the No Pants movement. Where do I file shorts?

@BeckySharper: I think so too. I also feel that she did this because people who watched complained to the network. Sadly, I think this is just clean-up time.

I'm sorry too, Elisabeth. You're FIRED.

Painfully stupid.

@Teh Echoroc: I just read her tweets and feel exactly the same way. Nothing I haven't heard before...

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: just like cattle!

@MissRose: that was incredible! so gorgeous.

clearly, "Psycho Mike" isn't just a clever name.