@The Faery Goth Mother (aka: RebeccaNurse): Hahahaha! Classic.

"See! See! I've got LESIBAN FRIENDS! SEE! I'm not a bigot!" Nice try with the old "I've got ________ friends" routine, douchenozzle.

@bluebears: Yep. That's it!

And now, we plunge into INSANITY!!!

Wow. I never knew Paris smoked. Is she frequently photographed with cigs? I feel oblivious!

She is beautiful. She should go sans-paint all of the time.

@Hana Maru: It ain't nothin' but a seal thing!: Preach!

This man is disturbed. Case closed.

This is SO sad and disgusting. Stay strong Constance!

@scullymurphy: that was amazing. you're totally under arrest for exercising illegal amounts of awesomeness.

this country fixates on nudity in such a negative way. nudity does not equal pornography!

@omgbitsandbats: I understood what she meant by her use of "a lot of".

@odonata: No, I do not deny that racism exists within white people- that is also a generalization.

@SarahMC: A fact? I don't call anything a "fact" unless I have the numbers to prove it. A "lot" of people in general are racist...

@RyanB: "Truth is, a lot of white people are racist". Can we please avoid sweeping generalizations? They don't help anyone.

@loudlyquiet: I just realized I did too. If you hadn't commented on that, I may never have noticed. Sad!

@acookieaday: I totally agree. They aren't sex addicts. They are LIARS.

@MissKittyFantastico: What, Jesse's Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre coveralls don't turn you on?

OH James Franco. You are so attractive. And now I know you're smart, too. SWOOOON!

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: that's such an incredible story! I currently live in LA, and I think that because it is such a car-based society, it makes it extremely difficult to meet new people. And you are totally correct about the scheduling of dinner and drinks weeks in advance. I've lived here my whole life, and I'm…