"MASTER OF MENSTRUAL SUSPENSE" — That should totally be his official title.

Stephen King already made the best feminine hygiene commercial, only he didn't realize it. You take this scene, then just pair it immediately after with the locker room shower scene where the girls are pelting her with pads.

I read that soldiers used to put maxi pads inside their shirts to protect their shoulders when carrying heavy backpacks/rifles. I have no idea if it's true, but it seems that it would work.

zombies could use pads to soak up the blood from their wounds to get through a job interview (hey, it's tough out there for the undead) or a frantic fresh vampire trying to hide her neck wounds shows up to a party with a pad taped to her neck because the gauze wasn't leak-proof - how embarrassing! OR two ladies going…

100% on board. I had this thought while reading it — I would be WAY more apt to buy pads and tampons if their ads featured buckets of blood.

You know what would be kinda cool? A horror-themed bloody maxi pad ad.