"Forks can go in my eyeball. Or steak. One is good. One is bad."

doesn't stop them from resting in the seams, bed frame or on top of the mattress.

Did the owner have to pay extra since it was carry-on?

Yeah seriously... it looks so useful.

In the age of bed bug infestations... just thinking of buying a used mattress alone is a fool's game.

That's on the money.

Google doesn't design phones and doesn't want to... yet... so scream at LG, Samsung, HTC, Motogooglerola, et al.

I think my problem is I always think of The Fall Guy, when I see a picture of Lee Majors

Well I considered that, but felt that was too lame of a reference...

Am I missing something? I really don't understand why there's a picture of Lee Majors (or someone who looks like him) in between the two pictures of the hello kitty phone. Either I'm missing some incredible, inside joke shenanigans here or I didn't know 1970's Lee Majors is a spokesperson for Softbank

Not planning on having kids anyway.

I do the same thing... I really like Combat Hospital on ABC. Thankfully I think the eps for that show aren't delayed that much. Hopefully they will air shows on their website.

Well as the Japanese always say, the ocean has an unlimited capacity to dilute radiation... (obtains a crate of salt to take with that).

Somewhere, hidden in the expanse of cores and backhauls of the net, an artificial organism smirks... or whatever artificial organisms do when they feel... well if they feel... oh just forget it.

I was about to say the same once I saw the insignia... that's definitely U of M.

What... no more spontaneous generating organisms to fight when I open my fridge???? How do you think I keep my figure? What am I going to do now??? And it's great practice for when the zombie apocalypse comes... sort of... well... not really.

Yeah, I've found the Fascinate to be pretty durable.

Larry, Sergey, and the Zuck et al are the aliens... what did you think, they'd let us find their home systems and the impending invasion their respective space faring civilizations?

Meh

Might as well have Putin do the Dos Equis commercials at this point...