@Lactose_The_Intolerant: I swear that scene cracks me up every time I see it.

@Stem_Sell: I try.

@Cats: Awwww

No double rainbow machines... please!

People hardly do 2D video chatting on their phone... Hell, they hardly make voice calls...what makes them think they're going to do this?

@JesusDeSaad: yeah, hah hah hah, those scientists and their comparative genetic analysis... what are they thinking...

And right after playing that heartwarming tune, it crushed the enemy, watched them driven before it, and listened to the lamentations of their women.

Benny Benassi... blech! Steve Bug... Motor City Drum Ensemble... Aril Brikha... hell, Jeff Mills would have been perfect...

@FiberOpticsGuy: Nice... thanks... appreciate that :P

If the Fascinate doesn't get Froyo or better yet, Gingerbread by the time these come out... I'm switching phones... this is ridiculous. Sick of the empty promises.

@theose is nominal: Really???

Salivating...

At least they know where the fucking power cord is. The strange thing is, anything else, like the freaking TV... no issues finding the damn power cord. I could hide the power cord of their TV in the Himalayas and they'd still find it.

Even without the glasses, it's still schlock.

Thanks... my coworkers just called 911 because I just got a coronary from laughing so hard.

Damn, a SRL show is safer

@datafox: I definitely agree.

@minimaltek: Don't know what I was thinking... that should read, "hit the nail on the head." Sheesh, what was I thinking...

@solotron: Someone finally got the joke... can be a bit too dry I suppose.

What bacon thing?