You've got to be kidding me... this is the utensil equivalent of the snuggie.

Cool commentary on socialization.

The deployment of this weapon system could destabilize the balance of power between various factions in the cubicle regions... especially if its reload weaknesses remain unknown to powers than cannot procure this technology.

It's pure science... the minute you start talking about application, you've moved out of pure science. Having said this... should we care about how cats drink? Then again, some crazy engineer might find an application from this information...

@sudosudont: you can easily disable external media recognition via group policy.

@stone632: Part of the joke, part of the joke...

This is obviously some dark underground I/O device freakfest fetish and the man is taking the fall to protect this secret culture from being exposed to the public. This is far worse than furry subculture.

Really cool...

@Lupus_Yonderboy: Oh I do often enough... I know what you're talking about... hell, it was probably more prevalent when the whole electroclash thing was going down some years ago.

Long time fan of FlavorPill... hope the throw some love to us Android users soon too.

Oh whatever, this is just a conspiracy to bring the 80's back. I swear if I see someone wearing fluorescent clothing singing songs such as Cyndi Lauper's She Bop, I'll have a damn conniption.

@MayorBloomberg: I'm not going to touch the cradling a device like an infant motif...

@dparks: Just continuing the fine tradition of not letting someone live something down.

This stuff about the size... the point about the Tab (or any tablet for that matter) being that size is being able to hold it in one hand, carry it around, yet still be large enough to see stuff on it. I've seen commuters on a bus or train with the iPad... it's unwieldy. Most of them sit down and put it on their…

@tasteskindasalty: The only aspect of Tom Cruise I'd want is being with Katie Holmes... you can take the rest and put it in the trash. I have no need for jumping on a talk show host's couch disease.

@shooter: The masters of understatement.

@negative13: You want to eat a McRib rather than the real thing?

Time to buy some mf'ing cocoa futures...

Honestly... between this and the people who think they are seeing a time traveler in an old picture or movie, and other such nonsense... someone is obviously spiking the damn water supply.

I have to say there are artists who have found ways to involve people's smartphone use in a more meaningful and interactive fashion.