Okay, at the risk of being insensitive and politically incorrect, which I may add, I tend not to make such comments because I do care how words can hurt people, but holy crap, the amount of lawsuits in the wireless bid is getting pretty damn retarded!

Yeah but who cares when they don't even have any 4G phones...

"And while the thought of you sitting alone, in your yet-to-be-unpacked apartment, desperately scanning nearby WiFi networks for companionship, is enough to make us at Giz HQ join hands and leap off the roof..."

The Lone Gunmen ran across Invisigoth and learned about not being able to run all too well...

Nice... may possibly jack up the Danube. The lack of shame of the plant owners is audacious. They've put one of the most beautiful features of Hungary in possible danger.

Actually, I hope it reads ShitMyDadSays... be kinda hilarious to have a crusty, cantankerous, salt of the earth computer that tells it like it is.

What is it with people who run some sort of industrial process like the one described here or oil well drilling or what have you that gives them the balls to say after a disaster just occurred things like, "oh, it's not a problem, it's a small issue," or "oh, that stuff, it isn't even considered toxic by the…

Oh no... is an Oprah App Club in the wings? Of course it'll end when some programmer engages in some not so truthful liberties with his app and she castigates said developer on her show.

Well... add that to the list of things not to do in an avalanche prone area... yodeling, notwithstanding

Well it's not like the gadgets like you either, crusty! I'm sure they're all like, "oh no, here comes the fat fingered ancient one to break us again."

Honestly... if you're going to do a safety dance, you should do The Safety Dance

Should have taken his whole bonus away given his dogmatic run-windows 7-on-a-tablet crap.

Well as long as there is vegetation suitable for making alcohol, let's go already. There's drinking to be had. Might have to clone me a liver on the way back.

Okay, so you're telling me to make sure I carry my snorkel when I take the train... no problem.

Whatever... time ends all the time and then it restarts again... we're still here... like every time I get to the George Washington Bridge during morning rush.

Hey, dismantle a rogue nuclear program with no loss of life. I'll support that... no problem!

@ImSpartacus: For the most part, I tend to be somewhat light... I also make sure I have no processes I don't need running. I've finally put some music on it, so I have noticed it definitely won't last that long if I listen to music while doing a lot of other stuff on it.

Won't he get a penalty for cutting the corners?

And to think I'm wasting my life away taking two week vacations in warm beautiful cities when I could be in some dark garage building a power loader.

@ImSpartacus: amusingly, I actually got a call a week after I got it from Verizon asking me if I had any issues and such. Truth be told it's been great, barring the whole Bing crap. But should be seeing that resolved when 2.2 gets released according to Verizon. What I really like about it... compared with other…