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Needs More MAHK

While we’re still unsure of the facts

Subaru is now basically what Volvo used to be. Selling solid wagons on the basis of family safety.

A vodka drink

A cider drink

a whiskey drink

A man was knocked down by a bus and he got right back up and walked into a bar.

Because Vettes are vulgar and desperate. A lot of this comes from their past image but a lot of it also comes from their design. The modern vette is an amazing and well-engineered machine. But it suffers from being a Corvette. Its legacy is of desperate middle aged men, old men who can’t handle it or don’t know there…

Can there be one about the best places your car has died? Because I can say, without a doubt, that when the serpentine belt on my old Saab decided to shred and wrap around everything it could grab onto, it was the best thing that could have ever happened. I had just gotten to the drive-in, like literally, as I’m…

The Youabian Puma immediately came to my mind when I saw this abomination.

Dude, the solar system has enough energy to power all the campers. For years. Billions of years.

As someone who takes long highway trips, my next car will definitely have adaptive cruise control. I do find that a useful feature.

I believe ramming someone with your car means you’re not being passive aggressive anymore.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

“The report said the Autopilot mode remained on during most of his trip and that it gave him to a visual warning seven separate times that said “Hands Required Not Detected.”

And why doesn’t the car pull over onto the shoulder if the driver doesn’t retake control?

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I mean this in the nicest way possible...