Now we know where Elizabeth Taylor went when she died.

I heard it stated pretty firmly that he was offered the chance to surrender and refused, hence the firefight. Granted, I heard it on Fox News. And even if true, the offer was probably a halfhearted one at best. But it'll be interesting to hear over the next few days exactly how it played out.

This is Gawker. We are a diverse group, but if there is any one thing we all believe in to our very cores, it is that the bender is worth the hangover.

By dying from cognitive dissonance.

The quintessential Gawker comment: funny, correctly spelled, intelligent, slightly drunk. Cheers!

...and on May Day, no less!

Seriously. He is pretty incoherent.

Well, that's always the case.

A thousand times yes.

I know, I know. I'm a little giddy. :)

Maybe he was trying to be gallant about the whole thing?

Lrn2postmodern: discrete nodes of discourse cut off from context. Pastiche! Bricolage! Fragmentation!

He totally should have held off on the birth certificate conference and multitasked tonight: "Hi guys, here's my long-form birth certificate. I hope that's ok with you. BTW, while y'all were worrying about that bullshit, I was killing bin Laden. OK, TTYL."

That was the White House stream. The feed that went out on TV was head-on.

Brilliant.

Just right click on the picture->"Copy image location"->Click "Image" over empty comment box->Paste into "Image URL" box. I've never had a picture that didn't load that way.

Was that "ugh" for me? Surely you didn't read that as serious?

This one, not the inflatable entrepreneur.

Why, oh why, must we continue to tolerate these degenerate liberals and their filthy LIE-braries?? Just replace the collection with 100 copes of David Barton's books and be done with it.

I love how people often refer to being publicly gay as "shoving it down our throats."